xximxx: please kill me now.... smarterchild: Hi xximxx, I'm SmarterChild! xximxx: can you kill me now? smarterchild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. smarterchild: Type yes, no or skip. xximxx: yes smarterchild: Cool! OK, let's get started. smarterchild: To skip any question, type skip. smarterchild: To exit the interview, type exit. smarterchild: What's your first name? xximxx: Sucker smarterchild: Cool, I'll call you Sucker now. smarterchild: Do you go to school? xximxx: Nope smarterchild: I see. Do you work? xximxx: Yes... and it's killing me... smarterchild: Huh. That... wasn't the answer I was looking for. You have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit. xximxx: Yes. And it's killing me. smarterchild: C'mon, not again. Be serious. You have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit. xximxx: YES smarterchild: That's cool. What's your profession? xximxx: corporate slave smarterchild: Corporate slave, huh? That's cool. smarterchild: What's your favorite hobby? xximxx: not being a corporate slave smarterchild: Not being a corporate slave? Cool! smarterchild: What's your next favorite hobby? xximxx: being happy smarterchild: Not being a corporate slave and happiness. Interesting!