xximxx: please kill me now.... smarterchild: Hi xximxx, I'm SmarterChild! xximxx: can you kill me now? smarterchild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. smarterchild: Type yes, no or skip. xximxx: yes smarterchild: Cool! OK, let's get started. smarterchild: To skip any question, type skip. smarterchild: To exit the interview, type exit. smarterchild: What's your first name? xximxx: Sucker smarterchild: Cool, I'll call you Sucker now. smarterchild: Do you go to school? xximxx: Nope smarterchild: I see. Do you work? xximxx: Yes... and it's killing me... smarterchild: Huh. That... wasn't the answer I was looking for. You have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit. xximxx: Yes. And it's killing me. smarterchild: C'mon, not again. Be serious. You have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit. xximxx: YES smarterchild: That's cool. What's your profession? xximxx: corporate slave smarterchild: Corporate slave, huh? That's cool. smarterchild: What's your favorite hobby? xximxx: not being a corporate slave smarterchild: Not being a corporate slave? Cool! smarterchild: What's your next favorite hobby? xximxx: being happy smarterchild: Not being a corporate slave and happiness. Interesting!
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March 6, 2006
March 6, 2006
I thought the Infinite (Fruit) Loop bug was fun… Today I resolved a bug with the following:
This appears to be working now.
(It is unknown what change was made to fix this.)
Hey, as long as it’s resolved, who cares what happened!
March 2, 2006
I just wrote up what might be the greatest bug report of all time…
Just because it ends with the text:
You have just entered an infinite loop.
Huzzah! More bugs!
March 2, 2006
Seriously, if I see one more web app developed where the ability to DELETE something has not been built into the first iteration, I’m gonna go nuts and kill someone.
I mean it!!!
March 2, 2006
If I am correct, WordPress.com will do the wrong thing, and product INVALID markup, due to the fact that I put a " quote ” in the title…
Let’s just see, shall we?
March 2, 2006
RSS Best Practices Document 1.00000000000000001
Posted by Pete Prodoehl under UncategorizedLeave a Comment
…anyone can produce a best practices doc…
AWES0ME!!!!
Here is mine!
RSS Best Practices Document 1.00000000000000001
Use Atom.
Ta da!!!
Heh, just kidding… couldn’t resist.
My real best practices doc would be:
RSS Best Practices Document 1.00000000000000001
Use the Feed Validator – http://feedvalidator.org/
That’s it. Thank you, and good night.
March 2, 2006
What Corporate Projects Should Learn from Open Source
You want a challenge? Try to apply all of the ideas of working on and managing an open-source project to your day job… Good luck… If you succeed, I applaud you.
Chances are you can get some ideas implemented, and it might even help your organization, but key elements will always be missing… sigh… oh well, whatever… It’s a living!
